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Lake Victoria Unsafe Amid Strong Winds and Waves: Authorities Warn

The Uganda Meteorological Authority has issued a stark warning to the public as all four zones of Lake Victoria have been deemed unsafe this morning due to strong winds and high waves. Despite the warnings, a fisherman was rescued by friends after venturing into...

20 Most Beautiful Ugandan Girls

I have some some other pictures of nice looking women but as you know, i have already made my choice. Below are the pictures of the women i think  can represent Ugandan beauty.  These beautiful women in Uganda are just my selection and you...
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Lake Victoria Unsafe Amid Strong Winds and Waves: Authorities Warn

The Uganda Meteorological Authority has issued a stark warning to the public as all...

20 Most Beautiful Ugandan Girls

I have some some other pictures of nice looking women but as you know,...

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The Nyendo Mukungwe Legislature, a previous Leader of the Opposition and the present deputy...

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The National Water and Sewerage Corporation (NWSC) has unveiled a plan for efficient and...