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My Man Is Making Me Broke

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My Husband is Broke

Uncle Agony dear,

I met this guy almost a month now, he is a good guy who lives a posh life, he loves material things and he looks to be loaded. I love this guy, but the problem is, he is always borrowing money from me. Worst is when he wanted 400k and I gave it to him, all he did was pimp his room.

Lately he can’t call me, mbu he is broke, and then he asks for money again. I don’t want to lose this guy, but I want him to stop depending on me. What should I do?

Please advise me.

KK.

KK dear,

Love is like a red bucket of roses. It glows red in the dark and…you know what, these things of love sayings and idioms and parables always give me a hard time. So let’s just all calm down and assume I started by saying something sweet to make you feel good about this whole thing.

Now 400k may look like a lot of money at first but when you stare at it properly from another accurately calculated angle, it’s not really that much. The fact that he is kind enough to ask for an amount below one million shillings means he is considerate and such men don’t exist anymore. He is a keeper. You’ll never find a man like that ever again in this world.

And by letting him buy things like that fwaaa, he is helping this economy tremendously. We the citizens of Uganda would like to take this opportunity to officially thank you for what you do for us and our families.

Hate the Player and the Game

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Hate the Game and the Player

Ice-T said “Don’t hate the player, hate the game”. Fuck him. I say hate the player and the game. We are a bunch of pathetic fuckers. Teargas has made us cowards and boda-bodas have made us lazy. Sweating out the jam in humid, airless taxis has baked our brains into submission, like cows.

When we were sitting in Effendy’s, I told you what I thought you would like to hear. Every time I wrapped my lips around the hookah pipe and sucked I was calculating. Say enough to let you know that I’m a freak, but not a slut. See just how naughty, but not how destructive I can be.

A wicked smile or a playful pout; “I’ve been bad and deserve punishment. Won’t you spank me?”

This manipulation is not gender-specific. I have fallen for a trick or two in my lifetime. Take Miles, who professed only the purest intentions even after I made it clear that he wouldn’t have to lie to me for me to do him (and be done by, and do bad, bad things with…)
Men in fact, are so in love with the untruths. They want to believe that you were born knowing how to do that with your tongue, that you didn’t learn it from Jimmy. They therefore cannot quite believe their senses when a tart-mouthed young lady says, “hey, no bullshit, no games, let’s have some fun”. They have to lie anyway, or prove that they are player-than-thou. So they do dumb shit like break up with you via sms, and then sext you a month later about getting back in your good graces with cunnilingus & weed.
Alternative ending: “The fade-out”; contact simply becomes less and less frequent until the lack of message gets across. Also known as “the Jay-Z”:

“If you can’t respect that your whole perspective is whack/Maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black”

Paulo (a more-than-decent lay even though he made a weird high-pitched noise when he came) turned out to be an expert practitioner of the fade-out. I’ll admit, I was pissed, hypocritical I know. When I see him these days, he gives me the biggest friendliest hug, like “let’s pretend none of that unpleasantness ever happened” … the bastard.

He taught me that sometimes being nice to a former close encounter can be the nastiest thing you do. So that time I saw you at Club X and pretended I didn’t know you I was doing you a favour… honestly… you were too drunk anyway, I saved you considerable embarrassment.

The game; dropping braids on bathroom floors or holding on to someone’s nude pictures, just for just. The players; Me, you, your uncle’s neighbour, the maid downstairs and your last ex-boyfriend, Diana, Charles, Becky, Ronald and Geraldine.

DStv Rewards More Subscribers with Explora decoders

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Another 10 DStv customers viewing experience will never be the same courtesy of DStv who rewarded them with Explora decoders in the ongoing ‘We are the Premier league campaign’.

PR Manager MultiChoice Uganda, Tina Wamala said ‘40 DStv subscribers have
thus far won in this campaign. We are ready to reward many more customers in a bid to appreciate their loyalty towards the brand.

Football and the functionality that the Explora provides will drastically enhance and excite subscribers as they watch their favourite matches and programs in high definition.”

DStv through its SuperSport brand maintains the right to broadcast the ongoing English Premier League in Africa.

The tournament is contested by 20 member clubs and will broadcast all the 380 matches in the season.

“We ready to intensify this campaign tenfold, by adding activations through malls, bars to bring the campaign that much closer to the fans. In addition to that we have introduced Spin the Wheel at our branches and at various activations for subscribers or renew their subscription or purchase or HD Zapper decoder and stand the chance to win on the spot prizes like Club jerseys, umbrella’s, mugs, footballs,” Tina added.

The promotion took effect on 11th August 2017 and will see winners drawn
every fortnight until the end of the Premier league season in May 2018.

“These are early days of the campaign and we encourage our subscribers to exploit this offer and participate in great numbers. The reward of an Explora is an exciting prospect for anyone who will testify that TV had never been better. So participate now and stand a chance to win too,” Tina concluded.

Fan Roasts Lynda Ddane for Dressing Skimpy on TV

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Lynda Ddane

TV host and media personality, Lynda Ddane Uwamahoro, describes her style as ‘comfortable daring and flamboyant’. She is unapologetic about appearing skimpy on set, if it makes her enviable.

Whereas some fans (obviously male) have credited the presenter’s style for keeping them glued and keeping their hormones hyperactive, the moralists are up in arms.

They reckon that with each inch of body flesh she exposes, she loses her dignity and thus needs to cover up as a matter of urgency.

“Not hate but ladies we need to respect our bodies as first priority if we deserve respect from our loved ones in return…for f***s sake why put on such skimpy indecent attire on a national TV. For real ladies we need to check our dress code before appearing in public,” one fan complains on Twitter.

She goes as far as to claim that Ddane goes on set without panties, which is ridiculous and scandalous and an insult to her dignity and privacy.

Like anticipated, many however root for Lynda Ddane, claiming it is a free world.  “This world would be more exciting if everyone minded themselves.  Rather it’s a cruel world where Sinners judge other sinners for sinning differently,” a one Peter argues.

He continues. “For me I absolutely see no problem. Given her program on TV, there is a reason people dress the way they dress. You ought to appreciate her for that. If she did this for Kwanjula, then you would think otherwise but for now she knows her audience.

In a previous interview, long before she became a star, Ddane revealed that her personal style was comfortable, daring and flamboyant “. Black is her favorite color as it somewhat sneaks its way into everything she wears.  She mentions Rihanna Fenty and Meghan Good as her fashion icons.

Lucky Subscriber Wins Brand New Car in Airtel’s Mega Massape Campaign

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In an exciting ceremony befitting of a Friday, Airtel Uganda has rewarded the second batch of winners in its ‘Mega Masappe’ promotion.

The winners received their prizes from a team of Airtel Uganda representatives led by Rajesh Agrawal; the Telecom Company’s Networks Director. Shaban Kyeswa from Bulenga took home the grand prize of a brand new motor vehicle.

Xuqing Qingmu from Fort Portal and Baliluno Nsubuga Robert from Nansana walked away with brand new motor bicycles.

Earlier this week, the first set of winners in the promotion, with 6 lucky subscribers taking home UGX 3 Million Shillings, motor bicycles, among other prizes.

Speaking at the prize-giving event, Rajesh Agrawal, Airtel Networks Director expressed gratitude to them for taking part in the promotion.

“On behalf of Airtel Uganda, I am honored to be here, rewarding the second set of loyal customers and winners in the ‘Mega Masappe’ promotion. We had the first award ceremony a few days back and we were excited to see our customers in a celebratory mood. Our customers’ loyalty is crucial to our business operations and we are honored to be able to reward them with life-changing prizes.”

“Airtel Uganda is committed to continuously giving our customers an unbeatable experience. We believe that fulfilling this is the reason we’ve remained Uganda’s Number One Smartphone network,” he added.

Agrawal also called upon Airtel Uganda subscribers to participate in the promotion.

“Mega Masappe’ is a nationwide campaign. We have winners from various regions across Uganda, so my message to everyone is to take part in ‘Mega Masappe’- there are daily, weekly prizes to be won, in addition to the bonus calls, SMS and data bundles that come when one reaches their target.”

As part of ‘Mega Masappe’, subscribers are required to opt into the promo by dialing *162# and selecting option 1 to opt in, option 2 to check target and option 3 to redeem their data bonus – which will be broken down into Voice, SMS and Data at 50%, 10% and 40% respectively. This bonus however does not apply to social packs, quarterly, annual and free bundles.

Mega Masappe promotion subscriber bonus will be given instantly on the achievement of the daily target. For example, if a subscriber’s bonus target is Ushs. 1,000 and they recharge with that Ushs. 1,000, they will receive 100% bonus of the same value under the Voice, SMS & Data split. However, if they recharge with another Ushs. 1,000 on the same day, they will not get a 2nd bonus.

Daily and weekly prizes will be given away every Friday for the 90-days’ duration of the promotion.

Rwenzori Mineral Water Retains Title Of Uganda’s Leading Superbrand

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Mineral Water Company, RWENZORI MINERAL WATER, and Pharmaceutical Panadol, have been voted Uganda’s leading Superbrands. The results were determined through a comprehensive survey taken by marketing experts and over 1000 Ugandan consumers based in Kampala, Mbarara and Jinja. The process was managed by the London based company, ‘The Centre for Brand Analysis’ specifically for the SUPERBRANDS program.

Illustrating the increased consistency of the leading brands in the region, 9 brands maintained their presence among the top 20 leading brands as was the previous year.New entries into the Top 20 Superbrands ranking include: Bata, Airtel Money, Shell, RoycoMchuzi Mix and Daily Monitor among others.

Blueband and Total have both entered the top 20, with the former moving up four places to 16th and the latter moving up a more significant nine places to 8th. In general, there has been an increase of brands in the top 20 from a variety of categories including; finance, automotive, households and food &beverages.

Uganda’s strongest brands Rwenzori Mineral Water and MTN have sustained brand equity growth in the region by regaining their positions at  the top of the 20 Superbrands.

Brands that dropped out of the top 20 werecarbonated soft drink’s maker, Coca-Cola, supermarket chain, Nakumatt, mobile phone maker Nokia and milk brand Fresha.

Stephen Cheliotis, CEO of The Centre for Brand Analysis highlighted,

“We continue to see reduced volatility in the Ugandan market, with an increasing number of new brands entering the top 20 of the Ugandan brand elite. These top brands are once again led by the impressive RWENZORI brand while PANADOL moved up six places to second. There was however a big dip in the performance of some brands. The top 20 overall is a balanced blend of global brands, such as Blueband and Total, and local brands, such as Sadolin Paints and Makerere University”.

As is evident, it is a mix set of results for these brands, with a considerable amount of volatility highlighting different winners over the period.

The official top 20 Ugandan Consumer Superbrands 2017 index is highlighted as follows;

Official Rankings Brand Name Category Official Index
1 Rwenzori Pure Natural Mineral Water Drinks – Non-Alcoholic – General 100.00
2 Panadol Pharmaceutical 99.51
3 MTN Telecommunications, Internet & Broadband 97.45
4 MTN Mobile Money Financial – General 96.84
5 Airtel Telecommunications, Internet & Broadband 96.82
6 New Vision Media – Newspapers & Magazines 91.60
7 NTV Media – TV Stations 90.85
8 Total Oil & Gas 90.62
9 Bata Clothing & Footwear 90.59
10 Airtel Money Financial – General 90.24
11 Makerere University Education Providers & Facilities 90.12
12 Sadolin Household – General 88.79
13 Shell Oil & Gas 88.56
14 JESA Farm Dairy Drinks – Non-Alcoholic – Dairy Drinks, Milk & Cream 87.81
15 Serena Hotels Travel – Hotels & Resorts 87.72
16 Blue Band Food – General 85.63
17 Omo Household – Cleaning Products 85.02
18 City Tyres Automative – Distributors, Retailers & General 84.77
19 RoycoMchuzi Mix Food – General 81.98
20 Daily Monitor Media – Newspapers & Magazines 80.88

 

About Superbrands:

Superbrands is the world’s largest independent arbiter of branding. It identifies and pays tribute to exceptional brands by recognising, rewarding and reinforcing leading brands from all over the world. Superbrand status strengthens a brand’s position, adds prestige and sets the brand apart from its competitors. Superbrands have launched programmes in over 88 countries including all the key global markets. Superbrands East Africa was launched in the region in 2007.

Consumer Superbrands Selection Process – Summary

The Tanzanian Consumer Superbrands are chosen by a combination of local Marketing Experts, appointed to the independent Superbrands Council, and just over 1,000 Ugandan consumers,drawn from the urban areas of Dar es Kampala, Mbarara and Jinja. Brands do not apply or pay to be considered. The public vote is the culmination of an independent selection process administered by The Centre for Brand Analysis (TCBA). 

Consumer Superbrands Selection Process – Detail

The Consumer Superbrands survey is independently administered by The Centre for Brand Analysis (TCBA). Brands do not apply or pay to be considered; rather, the selection process is conducted as follows:

  • TCBA researchers compile lists of Tanzania’s leading business-to-consumer brands, drawing on a wide range of sources.
  • From the thousands of brands initially reviewed, a final shortlist is created. For 2017, just fewer than 1,000 brands were shortlisted. This list is voted on by the independent and voluntary Superbrands Council. Bearing in mind the definition and qualities of a Consumer Superbrand, the council members individually award each brand a rating from 1–10. Council members are not allowed to score brands with which they have a direct association or are in competition to, nor do they score brands they are unfamiliar with.
  • The top 60% of brands based on the councils’ collective score go through to the next round of voting, whereby the consumers of those brands, provide their opinions.
  • An almost even split of men and women were asked, with representation ensured across all age groups and social-economic classes and education attainment levels.
  • The views of the Superbrands Council and the Tanzania consumers are combined on an equal weighting to create a final ranking. The leading brands are deemed to be Superbrands.

Consumer Superbrands Definition

When voting on the brands, both the expert council and consumers consider the following definition of a Superbrand:“A Superbrand has established the finest reputation in its field. It offers customers significant emotional and/or tangible advantages over other brands, which (consciously or sub- consciously) customers want and recognise.”

In addition, both audiences are asked to judge brands against the following three factors:

  • Does the brand represent quality products and services?
  • Can the brand be trusted to deliver consistently against its promises and maintain product and service standards at all customer touch points?
  • Is the brand not only well known in its sector but suitably differentiated from its competitors? Does it have a personality and values that make it unique within

Who are The Centre for Brand Analysis?

The Centre for Brand Analysis (TCBA) is a no-nonsense brand performance consultancy that helps businesses of all shapes and sizes understand and increase the performance of their brand. It focuses on gathering evidence, developing insights and producing growth strategies. TCBA uses a range of proprietary internal & external brand tracking and evaluation tools. TCBA is run by Stephen Cheliotis, is a leading brand consultant that provides strategic advice to both established and challenger brands across a wide range of b2c and b2b markets. He chairs the UK’s Superbrands & CoolBrands Council and is a regular commentator on branding for media including CNN, the BBC and Sky. He is a Visiting Professor at the London Metropolitan University Business School. He produces significant research studies for the industry; recent examples include HeadSpace in partnership with the Cubo Group, The Emotion 100, in conjunction with Brandhouse and Talkonomics, in collaboration with the Exposure Group.

Who are TNS?

TNS is one of the largest research agencies worldwide. It provides actionable insights that help companies make impactful decisions that drive growth. It is part of Kantar, one of the world’s largest insight, information and consultancy groups.

The Search For Uganda’s Best Cook Kicks Off

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The Search for Uganda’s Best cook is in high gear with amateur chefs cooking up a storm.  The cook offs which started on Wednesday evening at Tamarai Restaurant have so far seen two lucky winners walk away with full sets of Total GAZ cooking kits.

The fast paced cook-offs which pit two amateur chefs against each other are judged by the head chefs at the participating restaurants.  Speaking at the end of the second cook-off, Allan Tambugon,the YujoIzakaya Restaurant Head Chef said that the participating chefs are very talented.

“I am amazed at how talented these amateur chefs are; it will not be an easy decision but this fast paced competition will help us crown the best cook in Uganda,” said the delighted Chef Tambugon on Wednesday.

These cook offs are part of the activations for the 3rd edition of Kampala Restaurant Week which kicked off last week. TheRestaurant Week is the largest restaurant showcase in Kampala with over 40 of the city’s best restaurants participating.

Speaking at this year’s media launch, Phillip Kalibwani, the Business Development Manager, Pearl Guide Uganda said this year’s edition is bigger and better due to sponsors like Total GAZ.

“This year’s edition of Kampala Restaurant Week is bigger than anything we have done, unlike previous editions, we will for the first time host restaurants outside Kampala. These include selected restaurants from Entebbe, Jinja and even as far as Mbarara,”revealed Kalibwani. “There are even more goodies for diners to win this time round.” Total GAZsponsored the 10 day foodie event with a kitty of Shs25 million and will also run a promotion at 10 select Total Stations. According to Marvin Kagoro, the marketing and communications manager, Total Uganda, the promotion will see lucky Total GAZ customers win Kampala Restaurant Week vouchers to dine at any of the participating restaurants.

Kampala Restaurant Week will be wrapped up on 15th July with an awards ceremony at the Sheraton Hotel Kampala where the most outstanding participants and Best Chef in this edition will be recognized.

Stanbic Bank Uganda PMI Continues To Strengthen

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The Stanbic Bank Purchase Managers Index (PMI) for June indicates that operating conditions in Uganda improved over the past month on the back of renewed local demand which led to an increase in output, new orders, employment and the purchase of new stocks.

Releasing the June Stanbic PMI results, Anne Juuko Stanbic Banks Head of Global Markets revealed, “The headline seasonally adjusted PMI posted a respectable 52.8 in June up from 51.0 in May indicating a further improvement in private sector business conditions for the fifth time in as many months. The upward trajectory of two of the
private sector monitored categories namely Industry and Services performed so well they more than offset the worsening of the overall operating conditions in the remaining sectors.”

She further noted that, “Ugandan private sector firms continued to raise their payroll numbers, with job creation seen in construction and services.”

Commenting on June’s survey findings, Jibran Qureishi, Regional Economist E.A at Stanbic Bank said, “The private sector continues to recover supported by the easing of the monetary policy stance for the better part of the last year or so. We suspect as inflationary pressures have subsided somewhat over the past couple of months; the
MPC may still cut its key benchmark rate at its next meeting in August. However, that could possibly be the last rate cut of the year. This being said, as economic activity Stanbic Bank Uganda Limited.

A member of the Standard Bank Group of South Africa improves in the second half of the year, imports may rise and put pressure on the exchange rate which could subsequently raise costs for firms.”

Ugandan firms generally faced higher cost pressures which were driven by operational costs such as utility bills, staff costs and higher purchasing prices. Sugar, raw materials and food items were all reported to be up in price. All five sub-sectors monitored by the survey raised output charges, as they passed on higher cost burdens to
customers. According to the World Bank cost of doing business report for 2016, high overhead costs remain one of the major threats to private sector led growth in the country and are one of the primary factors making credit expensive.

Responding to the upward trend in new orders, “The Ugandan private sector observed a renewed rise in purchasing activity during June, following a fall in May.

Subsequently, stocks of inputs held by firms rose for the thirteenth successive month.” This is a very positive trend Anne concluded.

The Stanbic PMI is a composite index, calculated as a weighted average of five individual sub-components: New Orders (30%), Output (25%), Employment (20%), Suppliers’ Delivery Times (15%) and Stocks of Purchases (10%). Readings above 50.0 signal an improvement in business conditions on the previous month, while readings
below 50.0 show a deterioration.

Fresh Dairy And DDA’s Mass CSR Drive In Masindi

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In a bid to officially celebrate the June Dairy month, Fresh Dairy joined the Dairy Development Authority (DDA), for a mass Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR) drive in Masindi from 28th – 29th June 2017.

As part of the CSR activities, Fresh Dairy milk and milk products donations were made to Masindi Hospital, Masindi Army Barracks Primary School, Masindi Army Boarding School and during the major celebration organized at Boma Grounds, among others.

The month of June is dedicated to pay tribute to all the stakeholders along the entire dairy value chain for their contribution towards providing fresh wholesome milk and milk products for all people to enjoy. This year’s theme for the month is ‘Adopting Technologies for Enhanced Milk production and Consumption.’

Speaking in regards to the festivities, Vincent Omoth, Marketing Manager Fresh Dairy said that dairy plays a major nutritional and health role in providing milk and its related products to consumers, which products contribute to the healthiness of the nation.

“As we move in to the future, this year’s dairy month theme ‘Adopting Technologies for Enhanced Milk Production and Consumption’ resonates with Fresh Dairy’s current status. At Fresh Dairy, our core 5 pillars revolve around Dairy Development, Quality Control, Processing, Research and Innovation, Our Brands and Our people and the Communities we operate in. We have incorporated technology in all these 5 Pillars, an initiative that has enabled us to meet varying customer needs and preferences through offering them a wide range of products to choose from,” he said.

Dr. Jolly Zaribwende, the Executive Director Dairy Development Authority (DDA) was present for the CSR activities.

DFCU to Reward Best Investment club With Shs100million

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dfcu Bank, in partnership with NTV Uganda and Price Waterhouse Coopers (PwC) have today launched a nationwide campaign targeted at driving a savings and investment culture in Uganda.

The campaign, which will run – in part as a TV show competition dubbed ‘Battle for Cash’ was launched at the Kampala Serena Hotel with the media fraternity having the first hands-on experience.

Compared to the countries in the region, Uganda has the lowest savings to GDP ratio, which is at 13.48 per cent of GDP with majority of the population being un-banked.

According to the Uganda Bureau of Statistics, only 12% of the population have bank accounts while research shows that Ugandans save less than 5% of their monthly earnings as compared to other East African countries (Kenya 23%; Tanzania 13% Rwanda 18%).

The low savings rates are largely a result of traditional banking remaining out of reach for most due to factors like; inadequate financial services; financial illiteracy; physical distance from banking institutions and high minimum deposit and balance requirements, limiting access to banking services.

But banks have taken huge strides in addressing these shortcomings by recognizing the potential and are introducing resourceful methods of bringing them back into the formal economy by introducing several innovative products and services.

As part of several efforts to promote a savings culture in Uganda, dfcu Bank introduced the Investment Clubs program in 2007 providing a conducive platform to foster group savings. The dfcu Bank program has since grown with over 10,000 Investment Clubs that cut across all segments including students, the professionals, women, youths holding a savings turnover of over UGX 400 billion.

It is against this background that dfcu Bank has collaborated with NTV and PwC to start a competition to encourage its customers to grow their savings portfolio. The ‘Battle for Cash,’ challenge will provide a free platform to Investment Clubs to showcase their success stories over a period of six (6) months.

Additionally clubs who are able to present innovative investment ideas and demonstrate the ability to consistently pool savings towards the realization of their objective for a minimum period of six months will be eligible to enter the competition. They will have the opportunity to showcase their ideas and investment projects on NTV Uganda.

According to the dfcu Bank Executive Director and Chief of Business William Sekabembe, two special categories of women and youth have been included. Clubs with 100% composition of these special groups will apply to enter the competition and into a special category for Women Clubs & Youth increasing their chances of winning.

“We are putting a lot of emphasis on these two categories because we believe they play a major role in the development of communities and Uganda as a whole,” he added.

An amount totaling up to Shs100 million in prize money has been set aside for the best Investment Clubs. Additionally, one delegate from each of the 20 selected clubs that will enter the competition will be sponsored to attend a study tour in Nairobi to share experiences, network, and widen their knowledge and contacts. This as the top seven (7) clubs will receive free advisory services for a period of one (1) year.

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