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Over 200 win in DStv Tweyanziza Bonanza

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Last week,  DStv announced the first winners in festive bonanza, DStv Tweyanziza for its customers who are paying their subscription on time.

Speaking at the announcement of the winners, Sauya Nakiyaga, Head of Customer Retention said, “At DStv, we are excited to be rewarding our pay on time customers this festive season. Pay on time customers are those customers who pay for their subscriptions before they are disconnected.”

The festive bonanza, which will see 50 winners per week, rewarded a grand total of 200 winners in the month of December is part of an initiative by DStv to deepen its connection to its customers.

The DStv Tweyanziza campaign will be handing over gifts and prizes from Café Javas, Soothing Spot Spa, Positive Emotions, Sparkles Saloon, Aristoc Booklex and Gift Hampers. The campaign will also award winners with DStv Premium subscriptions.

Mburo’s Potency Tree faces Extinction

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Trees cannot talk. They cannot run away from danger nor migrate to where there is everlasting peace. But if they were to talk and complain about harassment by man, a tree known as Omuboro in Runyankole but usually referred to, as the Mburo tree would be the first to break the silence.

The Mburo tree, (cassine Aethiopica) has suffered enough at the hands of savage man. Commonly found within and outside Lake Mburo National Park in western Uganda, the golden Omuboro is endangered and faces extinction.

Whenever you sight it, especially outside Lake Mburo National Park, it has either dried or is in the process of dying. One cannot fail to notice that most of the trees have their barks peeled off. The bark of the Omuboro tree is believed to be a super aphrodisiac.

Apart from curing impotence in men, the tree is also believed to do wonders for frigid women.
As an aphrodisiac, Omuboro beats the Whitman’s viagra and has no side-effects people claim. When it is consistently taken, impotence and frigidity in men and women becomes history. The bark is peeled off and boiled in water before it is ready for drinking.

“That tree is fire-works,” everybody seems to say of it. But when you ask if anyone whether they have used, the answer is always the same.
“My friend used it.” It is difficult to find that friend who used it. Looking at the bark less dying trees it is evident that men, if not the majority of them from western Uganda have many problems. it seems most people in the area have used the tree but do not want to admit it.

In Runyankore, the word Omuboro is vulgar. It comes from the word emboro, which means manhood. The name omuboro by coincidence sounds like the name of the park-Mburo. The name of the park has a different origin. There is a fairy tale about how the park came to be known as Mburo. “Long ago”, the tale goes, “two brothers Kigarama and Mburo lived in a big valley.” One night Kigarama had a dream that there was going to be danger. He told his younger brother Mburo to move away but Mburo ignored the warning. Kigarama moved to the hills and the valley flooded, drowning Mburo who had remained behind. The flooded valley is now called Mburo and the 260square kilometer park derives its name from the lake.
The famous tree is called the Mburo tree because it is found in the area. It has become a big tourist attraction. For entry int the Lake Mburo National Park, UWA charges foreign residents US$40; East Africans US 35 while Ugandans part with sh30000 as entrance fee per day/night.

The park used to have elephants and lions but they were wiped out by poachers in the 1980s though the park still has a big diversity of wildlife. But the Mburo tree (which is also threatened), has compensated for the loss of the big game (elephants and lions). The tree is a big tourist attraction. Visitors always want to see it and if possible, take a dose of it to prove the stories about it.
The park, which does not keep records of visitors who come to see it, does not allow one to even pluck off a leaf. Uganda Wildlife Authority’s (UWA) main objective is to conserve but the Mburo tree needs extra surveillance.

Though the trees within the park are relatively safe, it is not surprising to find some of them have been ‘hurt.’
The park’s warden for tourisms, Jane Apio, has a story to tell about the tree. Some body took an over dose of it. It was not her husband who drunk it but a stubborn tourist.
“He got the bark of the tree from outside the park, boiled it and drunk it.” Apio starts her narration. “Ten minutes later, the tourist who had booked in for two days became restless and asked for the nearest trading centre where he could spend the night. Since we only have animals, we advised him to either go to Mbarara or Lyantonde.” Apio says but refuses to disclose the tourist’s name. The tourist came back the following day and apologized, Apio says.

The park’s warden for community conservation, David Abeho, believes the Mburo tree abnormally gives men an extra sexual charge. But like the rest, he says he has never used it but knows of some one who took it and run all over the surrounding village looking for anything wearing a skirt or dress. Still it was difficult to get the identity of that someone.
Abaho says people first undress and drop coins on the ground before cutting the tree. They believe the ritual makes the medicine becomes more effective. When Mburo was gazetted as a national park, the locals lost access to the medicinal plants like Omuboro, which they used to get from the area. To reduce the conflict between the park and the communities, the locals were allowed to collect the plants from the park and propagate them on their land.

Joyce Katamusiha, 70, is one of the herbalists living near the park who benefited from that arrangement. She is famous for using the tree to treat her patients.
Katamusiha explains that she has used it to successfully treat frigid women. “In addition to that, small doses can also be given to children suffering from ekibaare, (a chest illness in children),”she says. Katamusiha does not believe in those who undress and dance around the tree before cutting the bark. “It is superstition,” she says.
I have treated important men and women with this,” she says handing over a sample to me without disclosing the names of those she has treated. Katamusiha’s full dose is five litres. One takes a half a litre daily.

I took her sample and later gave it to my best friend (who is married, name withheld) in Kampala without telling him what it was. The following day, my friend came and asked for more. It’s then that I told him what it was. When I drink my share at the right time, it will be another story.

NSSF Offered me a Second Chance in Business

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Sometimes giving someone a second chance, is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun, National Social Security Fund (NSSf) offered a second chance to Mr. Birungi David of Masaka to keep his business dream alive

Birungi who had worked in DFCU Bank for over 10 years retired in 2006 at the age of 46 years and started on his long-term dream of creating his own business empire.

Setting up a city supermarket in Kampala was his first business venture immediately after retirement but this could not sustain itself hence collapsed, an ambitious Birungi did not give up then he started drinking a coffee business, like the previous enterprise, it could celebrate its first birthday.

You might think that after all this consistent failure, Birungi gave up, well no, he did not. He continued to invest in the alcohol (Waragi) business but unfortunately, the raw materials and packaging materials were not enough to sustain a stable production and hence collapsed as well.

 

Now, back to the drawing board, Birungi decided to withdraw his NSSF benefits that were worth Ugx36M in 2018 and this was another bullet in his gun and therefore it reignited his business dream.

Mr. Birungi used UGX10M to start a splendid residential house in Masaka and used UGX15M to start up a pineapple factory. As we speak, Mr. Birungi produces 20 cartons of pineapple juice on a daily basis selling each bottle of juice at Shs500.

“There is nothing like failure in my life, I am sure that determination leads to success, therefore, I must persue my dream until It’s alive. Without doubt, I must succeed by all means no matter what challenges come my way, “Birungi said

His product (pineapple wine) has already been tested twice by Uganda National Bureau of standards (UNBS) and according to Birungi, their response towards his product has consecutively been positive.

Currently his juice is being sold in Masaka town and the neighboring towns of Kyotera, Lakai, lyantonde and Sembabule and his target market is mainly the school going children, Boda Boda and supermarkets.

Birungi’s pineapple juice business was inspired by the brawny Mukwano industries that have existed for almost 50 years in Uganda dealing in small products such as soap, juice and mineral water with a constant supply overtime

You probably might be wondering, if Mr. Birungi has any challenges, yes, he does and his main challenge is the heavy taxes imposed by the existing regime on small scale industries. He continued to stress that high taxes stifles growth of small-scale industries

But like he said, Mr. Birungi is a hardliner and has managed to stand all the challenges and this has been possible because of his Banking background that rotates around record keeping for accountability and minimizing cost for each purchase.

Lastly, Mr. Birungi who is in his late 50 years gives a free advice to everyone to adopt the saving culture because according to him, it is still lacking among many Ugandans and he endorses the NSSF as the only trustworthy saving fund.

Fear Factor: Know the Ugandan Fear You Have

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Bungee Jumping in Uganda

Your time spent skipping around the interwebs has made you very knowledgeable about how many phobias are out there. For example, you know that Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing, washing, or cleaning. Take some seconds off to give all your friends suffering from this a sympathetic pat on the butt. You didn’t learn about the following phobias probably because your mummy called you to go downstairs and take evening tea.

Strakiphobia: The fear of being left alone in a room with just enough electricity to power only the television set and with the TV having just enough Chinese functionality to display only one station,WBS and with that station broadcasting only one thing-re-runs of ‘the best of Straka’. Her in slow motion, the camera zooming in, her doing stunts, stunt doubles doing stunts as her, her doing curtwheels…the works.

Bodibodiphobia: The fear of taking a boda boda ride and getting to your destination, pulling out your note to pay and being told by the rider that he has no change; there is no one in sight save for a stray dog staring curiously at a crossword puzzle in an old newspaper on the ground

Raisophobia: The fear of asking your boss for a raise and being told that it will be given to you if you can run the marathon in under thirty minutes.

Iyanophobia: The fear of electricity going off just as you lay your clothes on the ironing table

Taxiphobia: The fear of the taxi not stopping when you tell it to…and dragging on several meters from the target spot even when you yelled ‘masaawo’ a whole 200 meters to the spot

Potipotiphobia: The fear of hitting a pothole and feeling the car gasp and your dinner from the previous night debate on whether to get re-launched into the world from the front or the back

Kalooliphobia: The fear of a kalooli shitting on you as you walk past Constitutional square, or (insert one of the gazillion places the birds nest)…

Queuephobia: The fear of being in a queue for two hours and getting to the front only to be told that you were supposed to be in a different queue altogether

localdophobia: The fear of going out with someone of the opposite sex only to discover how local they are.

How NSSF boosted Kagenyi’s Poultry business

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Sharp voices from thousands of layer and deep voices from thick broiler chicken welcomes you to Kagenyi’s poultry farm in Mukono.

A-52-year-old, Kagenyi Fred and a former employee of Nile breweries and Coca Cola Uganda retired from active employment in 2016 at the age of 50years old.

Kagenyi Fred whose terminal benefits from his former employer had been used up in paying Bank loans and School fees for his children who were at the University during that time was struggling in his small pountry farm.

A friend convinced Kagenyi who was already 50 years old to withdraw his NSSF benefits. Kagenyi did as told by his colleague and withdrew his NSSF benefits on 2016 which were UGX 220M.

Kagenyi whose earlier side business was small scale poultry farming devised to invest in poultry by purchasing 6000 chicks from Ken chick.

“Like they say the experience is the best teacher, I decided to invest 70% of my NSSF benefits in poultry farming because I had a wealth of experience in the field of poultry,” Kagenyi Fred said.

Kagenyi invested 70% of his NSSF by constructing an improved poultry structures and adding more chicken to his farm, currently, he is rearing over 8000 chicken with different chicken breeds like croilers, broilers, and layers.

The rest of the benefits (30%) of his NSSF benefits were invested in planting maize and eucalyptus trees in Kyotera, Lakai District. Kagenyi explains that all his investments are inter-dependent on each other. He grows maize as feeds for his chicken, same applies to chicken droppings which he uses as manure for the maize plantation.

Kagenyi produces 80_90 trays of eggs per day and makes monthly returns of Shs7M out of his poultry farm. With his manure from the chicken droppings, his maize plantation grows is flourishing.

Kagenyi, a former employee now employees 10-15 people on his farm and has been able to educate all his children up to the University level.

However, Mr. Kagenyi is being faced with a challenge of thieves who sneak in his poultry structures and steal his chickens at night. With sadness on his, he recalls a nasty incident when thieves stole his 300 chicken at night. According to him, it was the greatest loss he ever encountered in his business.

Fluctuation of prices of eggs and diseases are other threatening challenges that effect Kagenyi’s poultry farm.

“I counter this issue of thieves by hiring a guard then for disease, to ensure cleanliness especially using the disinfectant before and after poultry work. And for prices of eggs, I really have no control over that,” Kangenyi said.

Kangenyi decided to participate in the NSSF friends with benefits competition because he wants to tell the world that experience is the best teacher and that for any investment, it should be informed by someone’s experience, not the returns. He has managed to succeed in poultry because he had enough experience.

Kagenyi’s future prospect is to be among the leading poultry farmers in Uganda with over 20,000 chicken.

Kagenyi gives an example of himself when he had received his money, he first tried maize business but he couldn’t make any returns because he had no experience in that field, and he anticipates to win and use the prize to increase the number of chickens.

Kagenyi is very proud of his former employers not because they employed him for a longer period of time but they were able to save his money with the NSSF for 20 years which he would not have done personally.

Top 10 Things That Be In Women’s Handbags

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Women Purse

We did the research. Yeah. We went there. And we checked. And we found.

10. Shoes: You think they wear high heels all the time? Nah.

9. Perfume: Turns out women don’t naturally smell of le jardins de celleste.

8. Weapons: Don’t think just cos she’s a chick…

7. Cash: Don’t think just cos she’s a chick…

6. International Oestrogen Mafia Membership Card. The IOM is the secret women’s club that they all belong to. Its goal is our doom.

5. Rocks: To throw at boys. As per instructions from the IOM delivered in this cute cartoon.

4. Telephone: Cos you know how they like to talk.

3. Scraps of paper with the numbers of various dudes. Doesn’t mean she’s going to call you. She just didn’t want to be rude so she put the ka-paper with your number on it in her bag.

2. More shoes.

1. Marijuana.

Local Airline Sues Beer Company for rights infringement

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Drinking Alcohol

Uganda Airlines has dragged Uganda Breweries Limited to court for illegally running flight services lawfully registered to and patented by the airline. A statement made by the airline’s lawyers asserted that the beer company was ‘getting people high’ yet it was the airline’s job to do that.

“I only found out about Uganda Breweries’ criminal actions when I went to Cayenne on Saturday to book a seat for this Sanyu FM party with Mr. DJ BK,” said an Air Uganda employee. “A young man behind me was conversing about how a beer called Tusker had taken him to the clouds and how he was planning to get high again next weekend. I said eh! And then I reported to my boss immediately!”

The airline’s head lawyer said that it was despicable because most of Uganda Breweries’ customers did not even own passports. “It is very illegal to fly without a valid passport and I think this is why their flights are mostly at night when we’re not looking. This has to stop.”

Giraffes Return To Pian Upe After Over 40 Years After Extinction

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The Uganda Wildlife Authority last night (28th October 2019) released the first of 15 giraffes to be reintroduced in the wilds of Pian Upe Game Reserve, the largest wildlife reserve in Uganda and the second-largest protected area in the country after the Murchison Falls Conservation Area. This move comes ahead of plans to uplift the wildlife area from the status of a wildlife reserve to a more protected “National Park” label.

In a statement issued today, UWA confirmed having released five Rothschild’s giraffes (Giraffa camelopardalis rothschildi) in this remote expanse of grassland located in northeastern Uganda.

The translocation is being conducted with support from the Giraffe Conservation Foundation (GCF) and Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in the United States of America. The Uganda Wildlife Conservation Education Centre (UWEC) and Makerere University are also offering assistance in this important exercise.

Earlier this week, celebrated American internet personality, Kelvin Peña, also known by the moniker “Brother Nature” shared on Social Media: “My first hands-on conservation mission. Working with Uganda Wildlife Authority to transfer 15-20 giraffes to a place which they’ve been extinct for over 40 years”.

Kelvin is in Uganda highlighting the work of the Giraffe Conservation Foundation and the Uganda Wildlife Authority.

In a video that went viral earlier this week, an elated Kelvin mentioned that the giraffes in Pian Upe will create a buffer for this threatened species, and should anything happen to the giraffe population around the world, there will always be plenty of backup in Uganda, in places like Pian Upe Wildlife Reserve.

According to Dr. Panta Kasoma who presided over this signature event, representing the Chairman UWA Board of Trustees; the exercise is a significant effort towards restoring and managing extinct or endangered species.

“We are happy that we now have giraffes in Pian Upe after very many years and we hope this will further enhance tourism in the reserve”, he said.

He further revealed other direct and indirect benefits that would accrue from this development, including employment opportunities, the sale of food and crafts as well as the attraction of investment in accommodation facilities. Dr. Kasoma also foretold the increased contribution of money to the surrounding communities inline with UWA’s revenue-sharing scheme, an arrangement which involves the donation of 20% of all park gate collections to the community with the aim of fostering development and encouraging an appreciation for wildlife conservation.

The remaining 10 giraffes will be delivered in the coming weeks; a total of 5 males and 10 females have been identified for translocation from among the healthy population of Murchison Falls National Park. They will be kept in a boma before being transported by road to their new home.

The Uganda Wildlife Authority has carried a couple of successful translocations in the past including the movement of 92 impalas from Lake Mburo National Park to Pian Upe. “In 2015, we re-introduced 15 giraffes in Lake Mburo National Park, and between 2016 and 2017, 36 giraffes were translocated from the northern bank of the Nile River in Murchison Falls National Park to the southern side,” Mr. Sam Mwandha the UWA Executive Director confirmed at a stakeholders’ meeting earlier this year.

Last year, 14 giraffes were also translocated from Murchison Falls National Park to Kidepo Valley National Park and all these operations have registered births. The populations have increased and though the number of giraffes around the world is still threatened, Uganda’s giraffe population continues to grow.

According to a recent estimate by the Giraffe Conservation Foundation, there is at least 1,550 adult giraffes in the northern part of Murchison Falls National Park, which is by far the largest population of Nubian giraffe, one of the most threatened subspecies of giraffe.

Eddy Kenzo, Diamond Platnumz and Eric Omondi win AEAUSA awards

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Visitation of Gabriel

Kenya’s comedian Eric Omondi was crowned the African King of Comedy and Best African Comedian while Diamond Platnumz ft Miri Ben-Ari-Baila got the Best Collaboration in the just concluded Africa Entertainment Awards, USA (AEAUSA) that were held in New Jersey over the weekend.

“Congratulations Uganda. We just won African Entertainer of the year 2019 at Africa Entertainment Awards, USA.”

Kenzo trounced Diamond Platnumz WizKid and Davido.

Our very own Anita Fabiola and Eric Omondi and Nyla Tamin were the hosts.

Other winners included Stonebwoy for Best Male Artist, Sarkodie for Best Hip Hop Artiste, Rayvanny for Best Male Artiste East/South/North Africa and Babu Tale for Best African Talent/ Artist Managers.

The award came just at the right time for Eddy Kenzo who had been battling with the issues of his baby mama and the remarks a Sheikh made during the pre-intro ceremony, it at least put a smile on his face.

Muhangi is Reaping Good from Comedy Store

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While some of us kept wondering where Comedy Store boss Alex Muhangi puts his Thursday reap with many arguing that city babes will finish him, our snoops have dug deep.

Alex Muhangi is one of the very well placed people of his age in the country. We have reliably snapped the comedian while at his Najjera based apartments that are at last touches of completion.

The comedian who didn’t want to talk about it declined to say a word but in our interactions with the workers at the site we have discovered that Muhangi has several other apartments around town, some complete,and others still under construction.

Around of applause from us at ugandapulse for the good investment.

 

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